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28W Final Girlboss Seeks Guyboss To Defeat Her
RIP Hot Singles, 2020-2022
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35W Cold Water Surfer Seeks Partner To Take The Plunge
hey hotties! today’s hot single loves to surf–even in the cold winter waters of queens. she’s a fan of maggie nelson, particularly her book, The…
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33M Pizza Farmer Seeks Woman Who's Got The Sauce
hey hotties! today’s hot single is looking forward to someday running a pizza farm. you’ll have to read his interview to find out what that means. when…
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November 2022

26M Guy Who’s Not Like Other Girls Seeks Girl Who’s Not Like Other Guys
hey hotties! ever been told you’re not like other guys? well this guy isn’t like other girls. for one, he spends so much time with small rodents that he…
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28W Verbal Vixen Seeks Someone Who Makes Her Lost For Words
hey hotties! today’s hot single has a way with words. she makes good use of her talents at work, but this verbal vixen can also sweet talk and banter…
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32M Gemstone Alchemist Seeks Muse To Rock His World
hey hotties! you may have heard that substack launched a new chat feature in their mobile app. it’s like a group chat for readers of a specific…
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October 2022

29W East Village Loyalist Seeks Someone To Get Matching Tattoos With
hey hotties! this week’s hot single has a hefty appetite for physical risk. be it skateboarding or getting on a motorcycle, she’s always down for a…
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26W Pants Hoarder Seeks Her Perfect Pair
hey hotties! this week’s hot single has deleted her dating apps in favor of IRL crushes. she loves to crush, and she would love to crush on you or with…
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27W Main Character Seeks Supporting Actor
hey hotties! this week’s hot single hails from london but she’s quickly adapted to live her best nyc life. a bookish gal by trade, she’s got a long list…
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26M Guy Who Has Friends Seeks Girl Who Believes Him
hey hotties! earlier this week, i made it possible to support hot singles with your $$. thank you to everyone who has bought a paid subscription so far…
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September 2022

25W Dance Floor Flirt Seeks Someone To Sashay Away With
you better work!
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27M Spliff Master Seeks Someone Who Lights Him Up
hey hotties! the people loved the classified about sharing an apple… are you looking for a companion for something very specific? respond to this and…
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