26W Pants Hoarder Seeks Her Perfect Pair
hey hotties!
this week’s hot single has deleted her dating apps in favor of IRL crushes. she loves to crush, and she would love to crush on you or with you or both. this pants hoarder is obviously obsessed with pants (she has too many pairs) but maybe if you make the right human pair she’ll stop looking for more pants? who is to say!
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stay hot 🥵
-randa
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what’s something you can’t live without?
A good crush. Crushes are the best, I love to feel excited about seeing someone. I deleted dating apps (hinge </3) about 6 months ago and I’ve never been happier. I discovered crushes again and they make my life 10x better. That feeling of getting excited to see someone and talk to them, oof, that is a god tier emotion. I could have a crush on YOU, or better yet, we could have a crush on EACH OTHER. Imagine that. Now, imagine DRAGONS. That would be fun for both of us I think.
make up your own fuck/marry/kill
Pants / Skirt / Shorts. I am personally marrying pants because they are reliable and very versatile. I moved recently and I had to count my pants, I have over 30 pairs :/ Please don’t judge. Hopefully we can both wear the pants (proverbial and literally). I’m fucking skirts because obviously skirts are hot. My favorite skirt says “Annie” on the butt... Also great skirts can be both long and short and I think that makes sense for other things too, lol. Killing shorts. Does this need an explanation?
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I’m a speed walker. Inserting a quote here from my friend “Annie is an extremely fast walker to the point where I have to run after her sometimes.” If I only could I’d make a deal with god to find someone that can keep up with me. 2fast2furious.
🥵 what makes you hot?
I love to try new things. Right now I am into pottery and climbing. I am bad! at! both! But that is what makes it fun. I am making big clay molars (see, teeth) in pottery that can also be used as candle holders. Someone asked me if I was a dentist :/ The answer is no, so much respect for the dentist community tho. 🙏🦷
🔎 who are you looking for?
I’m looking for a man who will commit! to the bit! and keep a joke going until we are in a massively different place than when we started. Someone who knows how to communicate and is down to try new things. Most importantly, mutual crushes.
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