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27M Spliff Master Seeks Someone Who Lights Him Up
the people loved the classified about sharing an apple… are you looking for a companion for something very specific? respond to this and let me know. do you otherwise have something to drop into next week’s classifieds?
this week’s hot single is the type of guy you want at your party. he can do a lot of useful stuff (like rolling spliffs and opening bottles) and he won’t shy away from a dancefloor makeout–a great addition to any gathering. he’s lookin for somebody of any gender who will add some light to his life and help him grow, photosynthesis-style…
stay hot 🥵
what is your go-to party trick?
I can open bottles with almost anything. Keys, a pencil, a lighter, the random coins that are somehow always around. I guess a lot of people can do this, or at least that’s what I thought, but people always seem super amused when I open their beers with whatever’s around. Don’t really know how I learned how to do it. It just makes sense. I can also roll a spliff from start to finish in like a minute and a half. That came more as a practice makes perfect situation. I went to a stressful art school and would roll my cigarettes so I got a lot of practice there. I also lived alone and didn’t have anyone to roll for me like I had in the past so I had no choice but to learn. Now it’s second nature.
what’s the best interaction you’ve had with a stranger?
I visited a friend in Scotland when I was living in Berlin. On my first night in Glasgow, I ended up meeting a boy and going out to a club with him and some other people my friend knew. That night, a straight girl kept aggressively hitting on and touching this boy even though he kept saying he was gay. After a while of hearing him try politely to get her to go away, I decided to pretend like I was his boyfriend and we made out on the dance floor. Many more drinks and other things led to us hooking up which I’d never actually done before then. We ended up staying together for the remainder of my first trip to Scotland. We talked everyday and visited each other between Glasgow and Germany until I had to go back to NY to finish school. He was my first boyfriend. This was years ago and we broke up a while ago but that one interaction made the biggest ripple to who I am now.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I overthink things. Not in a super toxic negative way all the time but little things slowly build up in my head and I stress myself out. I definitely have insomnia so maybe my thoughts keep me up at night. It’s not always but it does happen from time to time. I try to be super communicative about it though.
🥵 what makes you hot?
I cook. I’ll cook you a multi-course meal just because why not. Waiting for special occasions is dumb. I’m working on a cookbook, cater private meals, and host food and drink events that other people have been into so I’d think I’m a pretty decent cook. If you like to eat or drink, which everyone should love, you’ll probably like me.
🔎 who are you looking for?
I’m looking for someone I can talk to, who contradicts me when I’m wrong and grows with me as an individual and collectively. I’m not attracted to a specific gender because I think it doesn’t matter. I’m more interested in you just for being you. (I’m very much pansexual)
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