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this week’s Guy Who Has Friends really cares about the beings in his life regardless of species or geography. a cat daddy with shared custody of a feline son, he spends his days doing characteristically “hot shit” at a local coworking space. in his youth, our hot single had a shot at fame…but he instead opted for a career in STEM. could you be the girl for him?
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what was the best part of your week?
Besides the hot shit I do every day at the brass factory on north 4th and wythe, the best part of my week was cooking dinner, eating haribo starmix and chocolate chip cookies, and watching Avatar (2009) with my roommates. I’ve lived in Williamsburg with two of my best friends for the past three years — we’ve raised child together (adopted our cat Taika 2 years ago, pictured below).
Some of my oldest* friends and family live in Denmark and I only get to see them once or twice a year. So being able to spend quality time with my roommates every week has a special place in my heart.
*I wrote this to signal that i have long lasting friendships, not that i have friends who are of old age
tell me about a game you made up
It’s a 2-5 player game that you can play anywhere, as long as there are strangers around. The point of the game is to get a stranger to turn their head by saying the most ridiculous thing you can think of as they walk by. You go one person at a time: the moment a stranger passes you by, you say something like “so i was blowing this veteran” or “don’t worry darling was a good movie” or “my aunt is the best kisser” or “I love this place so much I want to bury my kids here” and if the person turns their head, you’re awarded a point.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
Replying ‘maybe’ to every partiful invite i get
🥵 what makes you hot?
I follow my passions - even though i was in a series of swedish mint commercials when i was 6 and they said i could have been the first timothee chalamet, my heart was always more into math and the oft misunderstood field of product management. I could easily have fallen down the path of seeking glory - it was right there in front of me.
🔎 who are you looking for?
Women who are driven by curiosity and creativity. Someone open minded, because some of my jokes are so bad and you gotta accept the bad ones cause the good ones are coming. Must be optimistic about the unknowns.
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