including an event for artists and writers this thursday hosted by a hot singles alum 🎨
icymi, fiery founder made an appearance on instagram yesterday:
as for the classifieds, we’ve got our second sweetgreen missed connection, some events hosted by our very own hot singles alumni, a newsletter about breakups, and an opportunity to rate how hot someone is. it’s a hodge podge. contribute to it next week by clicking this button:
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How Sweet It Is
Sunday, 7/17, Sweetgreen, Meatpacking
I was on the phone outside of the meatpacking Sweetgreen around 7pm when this man came and tied up his dog outside. I made a quick comment, he smiled and went inside to grab his salad. When he came out, he asked if we went to high school together because I looked familiar, (he thought i was someone named hollis?) I quickly hung-up the phone and we had a brief chat. He was brunette, late 20s and had a mixed dog.
Move Your Feet Lose Your Seat
Saturday, July 23rd, Lake Street Bar, Greenpoint
You were by yourself at the bar, pinstripe overalls, slight mullet - I came in with three friends and accidentally took your stool while you were gone. You walked back over and very graciously gave up your seat for me, I think you had a Southern accent (I love a twang). I was too tired and sober to strike up a convo, but regretted it a lot when you left. I was wearing a black tank top and jean shorts, I have long brown hair that was up in half pigtails, and I have one arm full of tattoos. HMU and let's go back to Lake Street <3
is one of these missed connections about you? do you recognize a friend in the descriptions? respond to this or send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org to get in touch 💌
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Cute
9:30PM, August 4th, Union Hall, Park Slope
TICKETS - $10 advance, $15 day of
Me and my two incredibly funny friends are performing The most incredible comedy show on earth there will be so many hot single people in the audience and also my mom. You will laugh you will smile, you might just meet the love of ur life no promises.
Night of Creative Improvisation
7-10pm, July 28th, Daughter, Crown Heights
Come scratch that creative itch for a night of creative improvisation. Writers, artists, amateurs all welcome.
Some basic writing and drawing materials will be provided, but guests are encouraged to bring their own creative tools as well. Daughter will be serving wine and their evening menu. Wine proceeds will be donated to @826nyc, a youth creative writing organization.
rate me please
Can someone help me figure out my dating market cap on the secondary market? I’m happily in a relationship i just wanna know what i’m worth
vibe curator looking 2 make u a soundtrack to fall in love to
hi, babes! us singles know how important ~the vibes~ are for a perfect meet cute, and a sexy soundtrack really does the heavy lifting in those situations. maybe you need the perfect party playlist for a get-together you’re inviting your crush to, or maybe you’re a few dates in and want to make them a personal playlist that’s nuanced, romantic and shows that you’ve spent years cultivating a rich cultural education. i got you. you can even just copy the songs on the playlist i whip up so it looks like you made it yourself (no one will know).
qualifications: fresh out of a relationship spent making dozens of chic, romantic playlists; designated aux-DJ at every party im invited to; aspiring music critic; former music venue employee. portfolio (spotify) linked here.
cost: free! tips accepted + feel free to invite me to ur parties (also, as mentioned, recently single and v much looking for friends and lovers)
for requests: shoot me an email or DM with some info about the occasion, the vibe you’re looking for and anything else i should know. you can find me on Twitter/IG at @yungfollowill.
My Favorite Breakup
Hi from the other end of the hot singles spectrum: My Favorite Breakup is a newsletter sharing anonymous, 100-word stories about the ends of romantic relationships. Subscribe here and look for it in your inbox on Sundays, or submit your own story.
ISO book club
Looking for a book club, where people actually read the books and don't just call it an excuse to do something else.
seeking meditation group
i am looking for one that meets regularly… any recs? respond to this email and lmk :)