25W Funny Girl Seeks Less Com, More Rom
plus, what to do when you've hooked up with someone in your improv group and now it's awkward...
hey hotties!
before we jump into the hottie du jour, have you considered submitting a classified? because of this weekās classifieds, people joined book clubs, went to a fun event, and discovered a new newsletter. we also rated this guy who wanted to know his value on the dating market. itās so special to see the community come to life in this way. join the fun by submitting one of your own:
this weekās hot single is a social media maximalist, but sheās not thinking that hard about it. an optimist who smokes too much weed, this funny girl isnāt changing herself for anybody. sheās looking for a man to inject some romance into her comedy-filled life. is it you?? lmk!
stay hot š„µ
-randa
p.s. are you trying to meet people IRL by joining clubs? it can get a little diceyā¦ read my advice on how to handle in-group breakups gracefully
whatās your relationship to social media?
I LOVE that clusterfuck. Before the age of 10 my unlimited and unsupervised access to the internet had blown apart and re-molded my mind into something monstrous, a hyperactive nuclear reactor full of fuck-words and movie references I wouldnāt understand for years to come. As a Zillennial (I detest the portmanteau but it really does the trick) my consciousness was downloaded into the singularity starting with Tumblr and most recently plateauing with Tik Tok. Senior year of high school, where most people would win superlatives such as ābest hairā or ālife of the party,ā I won āselfie royalty.ā I got a college degree in āMedia Studies,ā and for all that money I canāt tell you what itās taught me. Hopefully, though, my expertise is reflected in my socials? I think people confuse my erratic, often seemingly incessant social media posting to be a compulsive curation of a public identity, but itās as simple as giving it zero thought, posting what I want, and leaving it alone. Interesting and somewhat unfortunate for me that people confuse that āposting styleā for the mating call of the try-hard. And while weāre here, why IS it stupid to try?Ā
what is your best personal quality?
My borderline-psychotic optimism. I didnāt even realize this until typing it, but my #1 mantra has always been āthings are gonna be okay, because they have to be.ā They just DO. Bad stuff is ALWAYS going to happen, sneak up on you, sit on your face and fart, etc. But THINGS? āThingsā at large? Theyāre gonna be okay. Donāt ask me how I know, thatās like asking someone how they know their ass is in their pants. Thatās just the way it is, for better or worse. Things are going to be okay. If you can make that motto the elevator music of your brain, catastrophes will seem smaller and life will keep being itself, but the bad will feel like the interim, until, of course, things end up alright.Ā
š whatās your toxic trait?
Being TOO sexy? TOO hilarious? In reality, probably smoking what most would classify as āenough weed to make a herd of elephants create a start-upā? Or, if you asked my therapist, itād be catastrophizing and spiraling in order to pre-upset myself before life can do it for me. Slay!Ā
š„µ what makes you hot?
My me-ness. After growing up in the South and spending my entire life shaving my body smooth like a dolphin and pretending to be boring, I finally decided never to so much as TWEAK myself for what I thought a man would want. I think thatās gonna make me a darn supermodel for the right person. In the meantime, I have a great time, and any compliment I get goes straight into my little heart because Iām being my authentic self.Ā
š who are you looking for?
Iām looking for a guy who knows what they want, who is over their ex, who doesnāt waste energy hating things like astrology just to set up flirtatious fake arguments with women they donāt respect to begin with (too specific?), someone who loves watching stuff on YouTube, who can make anything fun without trying. But also, Iāll know āitā when I see it.Ā
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