24W Talented Taxidermist Seeks Someone Full Of Life
this week’s hot single knows how to restore a stuffed pheasant. but pheasants aren’t all she’s known for–she’s been famous on the internet for an entirely different but also stuffing-related reason. when this talented taxidermist isn’t going viral, she’s going to therapy. a lot of it. her dollhouse needs wiring and she’s looking for something… electric. can you help?
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what’s your claim to fame?
Curator of trinkets and artifacts. Also teeth, please let me know if you have any you’d like to lend. Google 11 pickles (literally, ‘11 pickles,’ google it). Notoriously klutzy daredevil, taxidermy restoration specialist of the sequined variety, tattooed lady, and Miss America in training.
tell us about a subculture or community you’re part of and how you got involved
Facebook Marketplace. I’m not sure if that’s a subculture or not, but after months of carefully archiving the most unnerving marketplace posts I could find, I decided to make an Instagram home for them all. I’ve connected with other marketplace connoisseurs, am always delighted at every submission I get, and when I’m sad, I know I can always go home to Facebook Marketplace. Feel free to check out my passion project @cursedmetamarketplace.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
OOf. Grumpy and high-strung workaholic. Very particular. Emotional stone wall. Luckily I'm in lots of therapy so I can intellectualize all my feelings.
🥵 what makes you hot?
Did I mention I’m in lots of therapy? I might even pretend to be your therapist but you’ll have to pay a premium ;) Big-brained bookworm, DIY daddy and creative powerhouse.
🔎 who are you looking for?
Looking for handyperson to break down my stonewall and join me in my think tank. Extra points if you’re an electrician (dollhouse needs wiring). Required qualities: open-minded, sexy, fun and flirty, rough around the edges.
🙋🏻 if you’re interested in this week’s hot single, respond to this email or send a message to firstname.lastname@example.org with a photo and a little bit about yourself :)