28W Sleeping Beauty Seeks Crush To Keep Her Up At Night
another week, another queer lady with a great 🍑
another advice post is live on the cut today. the question asker is in distress because she’s jealous of her polyamorous hookup’s other partners. we talk about jealousy in general and what it actually means to be “casual.”
what else? i know y’all have been going to pride parties making eye contact with strangers and then not asking each other out… submit a missed connection.
speaking of strangers, this week’s hot single is great with them, especially children. and she should be, because she’s a teacher. that’s not why she goes to bed so early though, this sleeping beauty is simply built different. could you convince her to stay up with you??
stay hot 🥵
what’s the best interaction you’ve had with a stranger?
At a recent Dave’s Lesbian Bar event I was selling my pro-abortion friendship bracelets to raise money for abortion funds because we live in a hell hole country that actively hates people who can get pregnant. My spirits were high (surrounded by hot queers), but I was also right past tipsy with a white claw in hand. A beautiful couple walked up to check out my wares, so I chatted with their kiddo about our favorite colors and books. After the parents chose their “pussy” carabiner keychains and made their donation they promptly asked if they could get my number to babysit their kid. There’s just something about me that makes people trust me with their children, whether they’ve known me for 2 minutes or 2 years.
what keeps you up at night?
Nothing, I love to sleep. In fact, a deep lust/crush might be the only thing to keep me up after 11pm most nights, and that's not just cause I'm a teacher who wakes up before 6am. I love sleep and I love weed and I will make sure both get ample attention/time on the daily. But also I fall into lust quickly, so maybe you actually could keep me up at night…
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I show I’m listening by talking over you. I constantly interrupt people which I learned (too late) is not seen as the trait of an enthusiastic listener. When your ideas give me ideas, I want to tell you! I want to finish your sentences! To many, this is not adorable and endearing and the sign of a good time. I disagree with those many but I can’t deny that they’re in the majority.
🥵 what makes you hot?
I have a perfect ass but I don’t act like it.
🔎 who are you looking for?
Flirty (toppy) queers for a summer fling??
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