24W Professional Produce Picker (PPP) Seeks Someone To Share Her Harvest
a big fat THANK YOU to everybody who came out to the party last night… from what i’m hearing, y’all put in work:
if you met somebody but didn’t get their number, slide into my DMs on Twitter or IG (@hotsinglesnyc) ⬇️
onto this week’s hot single…
this week’s hot single is amazing at picking produce, but her talents don’t stop there–she dances, she empathizes, and asks great questions too. this PPP is lookin for something casual with someone compassionate. could it be you? the farmers’ market beckons…
stay hot 🥵
P.S. next wednesday is the second edition of Help, me Randa! the hot singles advice column. last chance to ask a question :)
what are you passionate about?
Food systems - regenerative agriculture, sustainable sourcing, and cyclic lifecycles
Cookbooks (recent faves have been East by Meera Sodha and Six Seasons)
Mushrooms - they are not only my favorite food but also the under celebrated backbone of our world !!
Climbing - My belay partner recently moved to Berlin so I’m looking for a new one!
Avatar the Last Airbender (and Korra, so no haters please!)
Intense thriller shows that I get sucked into but also need to close my eyes during the scary parts
Breaking cycles of trauma through radical empathy and community care
Seeing my friends and family thrive!!
Overuse of exclamation points when typing !!!!!!!!
if you were an animal what would you be and why?
A peacock because for the most part they’re just vibing but then suddenly they’ll pull out the freshest fit. I love funky patterns (especially the ones that look like bus seats or antique furniture) but my wardrobe nowadays is just black athleisure (Quarantine made me realize I do dress for others, not myself 😅 ). In terms of personality though, I think I’m a sea otter - my main goals in life are to snack, hold hands, and maybe splash around a bit.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I love to start things but am bad at finishing them (The number of languages I’m “learning” on DuoLingo is ridiculous). I get really excited about learning a new skill, but my attention span doesn’t allow me to stay on it for too long. On the plus side though, I’m your girl if you ever want a +1 for a glassblowing class.
🥵 what makes you hot?
I can pick out produce really well. I have a full spice cabinet / pantry full of sauces, and my love language is feeding people. I can tear up a dancefloor one minute and talk about our deepest fears the next. I look excellent in a suit. And I ask really good questions.
🔎 who are you looking for?
Someone (any pronoun) who is open to something casual and doesn’t take themselves too seriously. A compassionate spirit is a requirement. Bonus points if you have a killer pout.
🙋🏻 if you’re interested in this week’s hot single, respond to this email or send a message to firstname.lastname@example.org with a photo and a little bit about yourself :)