👀 the time has finally come for a hotsingles.nyc party. do you know any great event spaces? let me know! and keep your eyes peeled for an official announcement. now, back to our regularly scheduled programming 😇
this week’s hot single radiates fearless energy, except when it comes to one NYC neighborhood…and it’s not what you might expect. she’s got hobbies and interests ranging from (obviously) making meatballs to GTA V and postmodern design. you might wanna be her suitor, but do you have the sauce?
stay hot 🥵
what are you passionate about?
Dive bars with jukeboxes
Garlic (s/o to andy baraghani)
A good wine pairing
what are you most proud of?
At my last job, i was talking a BIG game about my meatball recipe which i inherited from my grandparents (of Italian decent). I love cooking in general but I definitely lean more Italian when it comes to recipes. A few of my coworkers were also talking a big game about their family meatballs and the only way to settle this was to have a meatball competition. Was I nervous? Absolutely not. Naturally, I won. We even had a real Italian blindly judge the competition to make it fair. Yes, i have a trophy and if you’re lucky, I just might make them for you.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I go to Equinox. I hate it but I also love it and I guess you can say I pay to be hot.
I don’t care about astrology BUT i’d love to know your Myers-Briggs personality type.
I’m from Florida - but you’d never know unless I told you.
🥵 what makes you hot?
I play golf, GTA V and spent 16 years of my life in formal ballet training.
I’m down for just about anything whether that be dancing all night or going to sleep by 9. Just don’t take me to midtown, I’m scared.
I have an 8 year-old westie who literally sleeps till noon. She’s the best.
🔎 who are you looking for?
Looking for a guy who is witty as hell, has good hair and can handle me busting his balls from time to time. It’s allllll about the banter. Ideally, he’s creative, has good taste and is employed. Bonus points if he goes to therapy (high EQ).
🙋🏻 if you’re interested in this week’s hot single, respond to this email or send a message to firstname.lastname@example.org with a photo and a little bit about yourself :)