34M Larry David Disciple Seeks Woman Who Curbs His Enthusiasm

"I value things of substance in life."

hey hotties!

this week’s hot single has had enough of the fake shit on social media and in superficial social interactions. the larry david disciple is looking for real connection, with a side of absurdity. a new yorker through and through, he’s got the accent to prove it and a “bit of a New York attitude.” what does that mean? you’ll have to read on to find out…

stay hot 🥵

-randa

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what does religion mean to you? 

Well, I'm Jewish–and definitely identify as Jewish, but not in the religious sense. I feel as though I have some of the qualities of an old school New York Jew. A typical New York diner patron, perhaps. Somewhere on the spectrum between Larry David and a heterosexual Ed Koch. Being Jewish is more of a history, ethnicity, a people–but if someone is religiously observant it probably won't work. My values are a little too libertarian.

what roles do love and affection play in your life? 

I value things of substance in life. I think there's a tendency, in America, to meet someone for five minutes in an Uber and refer to them as "my friend." But, in reality, that person is probably not your friend. I think social media has some benefits–but it's made us very good at marketing ourselves, and putting forth an image of an idealized life, at the expense of establishing real, authentic connections.

😈 what’s your toxic trait?

I spend at least $40 a day on food–and I don’t even eat at restaurants a lot, I just consume a lot of food. To be fair, I also like to waste money on niche products like buffalo mozzarella.

🥵 what makes you hot?

I'm open-minded, spontaneous, not a huge planner, happy to experience new things, not overly rigid, averse to rules and regulations, self-employed. I eat a lot, but I do try to keep myself in relatively good physical condition. A slight New York accent, and a bit of a New York attitude. I can also name all the US presidents in order. Bonus: I’m very close with my grandmother.

🔎 who are you looking for?

A woman who is funny, silly, has an absurd sense of humor, not-too-serious, not-easily-offended, enjoys Curb Your Enthusiasm. If you think Seinfeld is better than Friends then we’re probably going to get along.

🙋🏻 if you’re interested in this week’s hot single, respond to this email or send a message to hi@hotsingles.nyc with a photo and a little bit about yourself :)

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