Hot Singles Classifieds
why stop at missed connections?
hey hotties!
people have been loving missed connections, but there are only so many connections to be missed. i’m going to continue this experiment by expanding into more kinds of classified ads.
you can think of this email like a posting wall for the hot singles community. submit a post to find a tennis buddy, let people know about an event you’re hosting, tell a joke, start a rumor, or otherwise say what’s up. there are a couple examples below, but if you want to get more inspo, check out the community section on craigslist (don’t get too inspired though… it can get scary on there).
this is very much an experiment, so let me know what you think! you can always respond to these emails, i read everything :)
stay hot 🥵
-randa
Gone Girl
Sunday 6/26, Atlantic and Vanderbilt, Clinton Hill
You were in a grey tank top and black yoga shorts and had lots of tattoos on your arms and legs. We passed by each other as we crossed Atlantic in opposite directions, made eye contact, and then looked back at one another multiple times. I took a minute because I thought I recognized you, but when I went to catch up with you, you were gone.
Busty Brunette
Yesterday, In My Dreams
you were a busty brunette who looked like brandy in joe dirt. we were two up-and-coming farm hands trying to make our way in the tobacco fields of southwest virginia. we exchanged glances as the farm's old timer uncle louie chewed on a piece of barley acknowledging our connection from a distance. we all got drunk off of switchel at the weekly hoe-down and i wanted nothing more than to take you to the towns electric bull and show you a great time.
Meet Me In This Metaverse
July 6th, 7pm showing of Everything Everywhere All At Once, Nighthawk Cinema Williamsburg, Theater 3, Row 1, Seat 3402/1
You were sitting in my reserved seat, and I was a brat and made you move but immediately regretted it because you were a total gentleman. We chatted through the previews and it was like a surprise blind date. I meant to ask you for drinks after but we were both emotionally ~devastated~ from that movie and I chickened out. I would love to unpack our thoughts on the movie over a drink! Let’s meet in this metaverse <3
is one of these missed connections about you? do you recognize a friend in the descriptions? respond to this or send an email to hi@hotsingles.nyc to get in touch 💌
Sunset Sounds at Radio Park
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 5-10pm
Free entry with RSVP - Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
We’re taking over the hidden park above Radio City Music Hall! Brndn Blue, Sorry I’m Late, and No Promises will be spinning, and Chef JJ will be providing bites like chopped cheese empanadas, spicy lobster rolls, bacalitos and mac & cheese pie. Come sip on some frosé & enjoy the vibes with us!
-Sami, 1/2 of the Abreu Twins
Help
i need someone to tell me what to do with my life
- Harry
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