this week’s hot single brings the NOISE. whether we’re talking about his onomatopoeic abilities, his weekly singing habit, or his musical toxic trait, this guy has a penchant for making a racket. he’s looking for somebody to match his goobiest gooberness… perhaps someone who can make him smile his smiliest smile. silly and spontaneous sweeties are especially encouraged to reach out.
stay hot 🥵
what is the most legendary thing about you?
This is gonna sound weird but I’m a uniquely noisy guy. Not in the way that I’m loud, moreso that I have this ability to make a variety of odd squeaks and squeals. My mom used to call me Gerald McBoingBoing, he was this character from a children’s book who could only talk with noises. I’ve since learned to use real words too but I think for the right person it’s pretty fun. I can do a really good impression of a tea kettle too!
what’s something you can’t live without?
Karaoke, easily. I just started going every week with a friend after work, and it's an immense dopamine rush. Not only that but it relieves a lot of stress built up during the week. I can’t sing for shit, but that’s part of the fun. To be vulnerable and just belt out some Gwen Stefani without a shred of embarrassment. It does wonders for my confidence, and is just a blast to pretend I’m putting on this grand performance for the 6 other people in the bar.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I’m a DJ HAHA
🥵 what makes you hot?
I’m a pretty outgoing person and love meeting new people; I’m always interested in hearing about peoples’ passions, and either finding overlap or learning something new. I also have zero fear of embarrassment; life is too short to worry about “what if’s,” I just go for that shit because otherwise I’ll never know! And I’m not afraid to laugh at myself :)
🔎 who are you looking for?
Someone silly (preferably female/non-binary) who can see the humor in things that others can’t. I enjoy living an unpredictable, spontaneous life and ideally would want to go out with someone who does the same!
🙋🏻 if you’re interested in this week’s hot single, respond to this email or send a message to email@example.com with a photo and a little bit about yourself :)