25M Goobiest Goober Seeks Sweetiest Sweetie For Smiliest Smiling
25M Goobiest Goober Seeks Sweetiest Sweetie For Smiliest Smiling
hey hotties!
this week’s hot single brings the NOISE. whether we’re talking about his onomatopoeic abilities, his weekly singing habit, or his musical toxic trait, this guy has a penchant for making a racket. he’s looking for somebody to match his goobiest gooberness… perhaps someone who can make him smile his smiliest smile. silly and spontaneous sweeties are especially encouraged to reach out.
stay hot 🥵
-randa
what is the most legendary thing about you?
This is gonna sound weird but I’m a uniquely noisy guy. Not in the way that I’m loud, moreso that I have this ability to make a variety of odd squeaks and squeals. My mom used to call me Gerald McBoingBoing, he was this character from a children’s book who could only talk with noises. I’ve since learned to use real words too but I think for the right person it’s pretty fun. I can do a really good impression of a tea kettle too!
what’s something you can’t live without?
Karaoke, easily. I just started going every week with a friend after work, and it's an immense dopamine rush. Not only that but it relieves a lot of stress built up during the week. I can’t sing for shit, but that’s part of the fun. To be vulnerable and just belt out some Gwen Stefani without a shred of embarrassment. It does wonders for my confidence, and is just a blast to pretend I’m putting on this grand performance for the 6 other people in the bar.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I’m a DJ HAHA
🥵 what makes you hot?
I’m a pretty outgoing person and love meeting new people; I’m always interested in hearing about peoples’ passions, and either finding overlap or learning something new. I also have zero fear of embarrassment; life is too short to worry about “what if’s,” I just go for that shit because otherwise I’ll never know! And I’m not afraid to laugh at myself :)
🔎 who are you looking for?
Someone silly (preferably female/non-binary) who can see the humor in things that others can’t. I enjoy living an unpredictable, spontaneous life and ideally would want to go out with someone who does the same!
🙋🏻 if you’re interested in this week’s hot single, respond to this email or send a message to hi@hotsingles.nyc with a photo and a little bit about yourself :)
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