hey hotties!
this weekās hot single loves humor of all brows and sheāll try (almost) anything once. though she has an intense appreciation for film, she doesnāt frown upon reality tvālove island is her fav. read on to find out why her name is classy clown š¤”
stay hot š„µ
-randa
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what are you passionate about?
Films: Indies, ā90s/early ā00s rom-coms, and dramedies. With that being said, This Is The End is one of the best movies of all time, no debate.Ā
H-Mart
Smart Humor: satirical and fast-paced, like Succession or a Chappelle set
Dumb Humor: Eric Andre, any episode of Itās Always Sunny, Wendy Williams as a concept. Cringing is my kink!
Astrology (sorry not sorry)Ā
Anything Yaa Gyasi, bell hooks, and Sally Rooney have ever written
Radical Empathy
Ginger kombucha and oat milk lattesĀ Ā
Love Island (UK, US, and Australia)
Tell us about a piece of art that changed your life
Michaela Coelās show I May Destroy You absolutely changed my life. Everything about the showāthe premise, the extremely talented and hot West African cast, and Coelās creative processā inspires me to be a better artist and a better person. The period sex scene lives in my head rent-free every month, and I thank her for that. After watching IMDY three times, I watched her previous show, Chewing Gum, which motivated me to look into clown classes because shorty is a WHOLE clown. I actually just finished my Clown Intensive course last week (my mom says I shouldnāt brag about that but itās one of my greatest accomplishments, I fear.)
š whatās your toxic trait?
I can be a little impulsive when Iām excited about something. Earlier this year I got four piercings in an hour. Then I went from no tattoos to three in a month. Iāve also famously flown off of an ATV on a remote Australian dairy farm even though Iām from NYC and can barely drive.Ā
š„µ what makes you hot?
As the eldest child of two Nigerian immigrantsā¦ kidding. Iād say what makes me hot is that Iām very adventurous. Iāll try anything once except for heroin and raceplay. Iām on a constant journey of self-discovery and am proud of the fact that I learn something new about myself and the world every day :)Ā
š who are you looking for?
Looking for a guy (but hey, who knows) who is sexy on the inside and outside. Sexy as in he exudes confidence not cockiness, knows how to have a fun ass time, doesnāt take himself too seriously, has ambition, and has great banter. Extra points if he can teach me how to pop an Ollie on my skateboard.
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