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the classifieds today have not one, but two comedy shows sans cis straight men. then there’s people looking for writing buddies, women’s sports fans, a sleep no more date… opportunities for connection abound! have something to submit for next week?

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-randa

Comedy news show for womxn

9:30pm, Thursday, Caveat, LES

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Do you ever watch the news and think, "where is the straight, white, cis male take on this?"

You're in luck! Man Up is a comedy news show for womxn, brought to you by a man who knows womxn better than they know themselves, Chip Johnson (Maggie Metnick)! This Thursday, come to Caveat to see Chip take on topics like abortion, Iran, and dating apps in Man Up's season finale!

I created this show and write and produce it with an incredible team of LADY writers!

-Hunter

Comedy by women and queer performers

8-9:30pm, Friday, Friends & Lovers, Crown Heights

Tickets

My middle school bff and hilarious comedian Schuyler Robinson and I host Aunt Sassy, one of Brooklyn's most fun monthly comedy shows. We bring together our favorite women and queer performers - you'll never see a cis straight man on our stage. October’s lineup features Jay Malsky, Jake Cornell, Veronica Garza, Shenuque Tissera, and Tessa Belle.

-marissa

ISO enthusiastic Sleep No More partner

I’m a 32F looking for someone to go to Sleep No More with me. I’ve been wanting to go for years, but instead of dragging a friend who doesn’t really want to go I’d love to go with an equally enthusiastic person.

-anon (email to get in touch)

ISO writing accountability buddy

Just started a new writing venture and I am looking for a writing accountability buddy to meet up 2-3x a week to write together! Can be at each other’s apartments or at a public space. We can try it once and see how we like it before committing to a schedule.

-lee

ISO black tie companion

Not the host, looking for someone to join me being mysterious and esoteric in black tie attire by the water

-albert

ISO women’s sports fans

If you love women's sports as much as I do, you know how rare it is to get to watch you team's game (WITH SOUND) at a bar. I have considered quitting my job in tech and opening up a women's sports bar in Brooklyn (similar to the Sports Bra in Portland) but I don't have rich parents and should really be focusing on paying off my student loans. SO I am going with a lazier solution - gathering an NYC women's sports fan-base that can collectively take over an existing sports bar. Create the demand to drive up the supply bb.

If you want to join me in my quest to find a bar to *sneakily* convert into a women's sports bar - contact me. If we fail, at least we will have found each other <3

Also, if you have any suggestions on which sports bars would be open to playing women's sports regularly (and want the INCREDIBLE business this could bring) send them my way :)

-delaney

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