some road rage in the bike lane and a party to celebrate closing night of the alex jones documentary
there was a summer rush of missed connections this weekend. something must be in the air. there’s also a classic bike lane altercation that might give you a chuckle. finally, a hot singles subscriber has invited everybody to a closing night celebration for Alex’s War, the documentary about Alex Jones. many hot singles are rumored to be in attendance.
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White Dog, White Dress
Tuesday, 7/19, Franklin St between Green and Freeman, Greenpoint
You were walking your very cute big white dog (looked like maybe a Samoyed or a Great Pyrenees). You were olive skinned with dark hair and were wearing a beige colored linen shirt and white pants. I was wearing a white eyelet dress with a brown belt and had super curly hair. As we passed each other we said hi and smiled. I wish I had said more, but if you're out there, would love to grab a drink or coffee sometime.
Sunday, 7/31, Outside Bongo's, LES
You looked to be a third wheel at dinner. We had some words as I was walking my dog, before she got into a barking match with another dog. My dog took me away before I could circle back. I wanted to ask how the chicken was. Let me know if I wasn't miscalculating the dinner situation.
Friday, 7/29, in front of the Essex Market, LES
You sold me a salad for $5 at this stand outside Essex market on my way to Trader Joe’s and we had a flirty interaction. You were blonde, with stubble and friendly eyes, I’m brunette and was wearing a cheetah print tank (pictured) tank and white drawstring shorts. We both live in Williamsburg (you by the Graham stop) and when I came to find you on my way home, you had already packed up. I just might have to come to the stand again tomorrow at Maria Hernandez :)
Saturday, 7/30, Kent Avenue Bike Path, South Williamsburg
You were wearing a yellow t-shirt; I was wearing a black t-shirt. You said "Get out of the f*ing bike lane... NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR PICTURE!" I was speechless. The photo turned out quite nice, so I want you to see it. Nobody cares about climate change ravaging plant communities either, but they should! Anyways, I hope you're doing alright emotionally.
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Alex’s War Closing Night Celebration
8pm ‘til late, this Thursday, Greenpoint
Text 646-397-2135 for address
i'm throwing a party to celebrate the closing night of our documentary Alex's War, currently playing at Village East Angelika. buy a ticket to see the film then come dance with us :)
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i’m tired of eating salads and steel cut oats. DM me for lunch ideas.
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