33W Band Mom Seeks Man To Hold Her Beer
or maybe you can crowdsurf with her?
hey hotties!
todayβs hot single is alive with the sound of music. as manager of a local band, she lives and breathes live shows. when it comes to her own musical talents? she might know a song or two on the recorderβ¦ this band mom is lookin for a man to hold her beer while she crowd surfs. are you in?
stay hot π₯΅
-randa
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tell us about a piece of media or art that changed your life
Thereβs nothing more attractive to me than people who make stuff. Iβm blessed and cursed to be surrounded by a ridiculous number of irritatingly talented and productive individuals, and Iβm always striving to be more like themβto not just consume but create. As a writer, The War of Art is the ultimate get-off-your-ass creative manual, and Iβve bought and given away more copies than I can count. Every time I read it, itβs like a shot of adrenaline that makes me want to run 10 miles, hammer out 10,000 words and then triumphantly smash my laptop on the ground like a guitar (Appleβs warranty does not cover that).
On top of thatβand from a dating perspective, this is probably problematic on about 5000 levelsβI should probably mention that Seinfeld is my personality, my religion and likely not-so-subconsciously the reason I moved to NYC. We worship at the church of Larry David βround these parts. Catch me at my Monkβs Cafe equivalent, The Crown Inn.
what are you most proud of?
MY SONS! By which I mean the very grown-up dudes in the very good band I manage, Mary Shelley. Please stream their album here.
(Sorry, it would be a bad manager move to miss a promo opp.) (And I have NO SHAME.)
But in all seriousness, while I donβt play an instrumentβaside from ~1.2 songs on drums and βHot Cross Bunsβ on the recorderβI do a lot of stuff within the local music scene, and itβs been the joy of my life (+ super fucking fun) to be part of this community and to work closely with so many cool, kind and absolutely brilliant artists.Β
So, fair warning: I will send you 328827 band recs. And I will need you to hold my drink while Iβm crowd surfing.
π whatβs your toxic trait?
Leaving texts/emails unanswered and half-full cans of La Croix all over the apartment.Β
Oh, and I have a crush on pretty much everyone Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
π₯΅ what makes you hot?
Enthusiasm, baby! Which most recently has manifested in the far-too-frequent use of the word YEEHAW. (I apologize in advance.)
π who are you looking for?
Someone positive and creative who enjoys art, nightlife and nature in equal measure and genuinely cares about the world and the people and animals in it.Β
Simply put: a good dude down for a good time. Bonus points if youβre a bartender with a skateboard.
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