hey hotties!
as a healthcare researcher and astrologer, our witchy scientist can read more than one of your charts. when their head isnāt in the cosmos, they like to get down to earth and back to nature with their dogs. this hot singleās āhot pot summerā may be over, but thereās plenty more ways to get steamy together this fall.
stay hot š„µ
-randa
tell us about a piece of media or art that changed your life
Youāre the Worst, which is a binge-able TV show that was on FXX, and is now on Hulu. It centers around a group of terrible millennial friends living in the worst city in the world (LA, objectively) trying to navigate their lives and continuing their quest to navigate messy relationships in the process. A love story thatās not what you expect: kind of a millennial āBefore Sunriseā trilogy, but funnier. As a dark comedy, it has the most accurate and best depictions of mental health that Iāve ever watched that mirrored experiences that my friends and I could honestly relate to. Also, the first episode has the raunchiest, most ridiculous sex scenes Iāve ever seen in my life. That alone gives it a watch.
what are you most excited to do this fall?
Autumn is my favourite season, so move aside, summer. I did spend the summer engaging in āhot pot summerā (where I go to a new hot pot place with a pal at least twice a month,) but Iām super excited for my birthday szn (Iām a Libra, yay!) With this pan-demi-lovato continuing, Iām looking forward to mostly cozying up and communing with nature with my pups, and re-opening my astrological side practice again this fall in order to delve deeper into my found community. Celebrating my birthday is really the best event because itāll be a week-long celebration (donāt @ me, okay?) where I inevitably end at a karaoke place with my friends, scream-singing to The Darknessā I Believe in a Thing Called Love together.
š whatās your toxic trait?
My penchant for provoking unabashed chaos at any given moment. At any time, I will send you hyper-niche raccoon memes or wax poetic about how Shrek 2 is the superior Shrek (over any other movies in the series) and also one of the *best* sequels to a film ever? Follow-up to that: my willingness to fight people who disagree with me about Shrek. Iām serious. I will die on this hill.Ā
š„µ what makes you hot?
Get you someone who can do both: I have a hard sciences background (and Iām vaccinated and work in healthcare research as my career) but Iām also into witchy practices (Iām an astrologer and I love the cosmos!)
I have a panda-shaped ukulele and will serenade you. If that doesnāt appeal to you, I can also cook something for you or (as picked up during the pandemic) punch-needle an embroidered hoop for you if youāre cute. We love someone who can have it all!
Iām an attentive listener and an even better communicator. Seriously, Iām a fast texter and I really care about the relationships I forge with people.
š who are you looking for?
QTBIPOC to the front, please? But honestly: Anyone who is honest, open, and receiving to the fact Iām queer & polyamorous, and willing to dive deep/get intimate! If youāre someone who will dance in the streets with me, spontaneously book a trip to a new place (when things clear up), or just generally open-minded, hmu!
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