hey hotties! our hot single might be a volunteer firefighter, but his toxic trait will leave you wondering if heās the one starting the fires. you can tell he grew up in nyc with all that Hustle, but youāll still catch him at sunday dinner with mom š„ŗ heās excited to feel that special spark with someone. will he ignite something in you?
-randa
whatās your superpower?
I happen to be a customer service savant. This wangling trait runs in the family, and comes in handy in situations like: changing a reservation, ordering after the kitchen is closed, getting into something thatās for sure sold out, etc etc
One of my best moves is getting out of the $200 airline change fee when I need to switch a flight. Letās just say, pretending like youāre from the same hometown as the customer service rep goes a long, long way. Sometimes it goes so well that we later become pen pals over email.
what was your most iconic nyc moment?
When I was 15, I unknowingly spent the entire summer selling stolen bicycles at the Brooklyn Flea Market.Ā
My boss (Eddy) was an older guy with bad knees and a hard time test riding the bikes with interested customers. As a spritely teenager, I was the Yin to Eddyās Yang, and he recruited me as his sidekick after I purchased a bike from him.
The fun came crashing down one day in late August when I asked him where we got all our bicycle inventory. He gave me a trusting smile, and then proceeded to tell me that all the bikes were stolen from Philadelphia.Ā
He had his operation here in NYC, and also a like minded friend in Philly. Theyād switch āinventoriesā each week so no one could find their stolen bicycle at the cityās local flea.Ā
I was heartbroken to learn that I had been an unknowing accomplice to a crime for months. That said, it was also my first exposure to the idea of entrepreneurship and it made a lasting impression.Ā
Iāve started two businesses in my life, and am currently working on a third through MITās DesignX accelerator. Does anyone in Philadelphia want to trade bicycles?
š whatās your toxic trait?
I get really into birthday gifts, April fools pranks, surprise parties, etc. For example, I once ārentedā a chinchilla from a pet store as part of the presentation of a gift.Ā
I also once set up a fake New Yorker interview to convince my friend that he was in an article running about young tech ādisruptorsā in NYC. The interview went on for almost two hours before I broke it to him that it was fake.Ā
Bottom line, I will put friendships, professional contacts, romantic relationships, and the well-being of small woodland creatures on the line for a memorable story. This has, at times, gotten me into trouble.
š„µ what makes you hot?
Recently became a Suffolk county volunteer firefighter. Will climb any tree if a cat is in danger
I used to be an NYC tour guide and know a weird amount of useless fun factsĀ
Really good at ordering for the tableĀ
Three time chili cookoff champion (with a completely vegetarian chili no less)
Big fan of my mom, can generally be found at her apt on Sunday evenings for dinner
š who are you looking for?
Iām looking for a woman whoās up for new experiences, curious, and motivated. Has strong opinions, but not necessarily my own. Positive/optimistic. Thinks Iām funny, I think theyāre funny. Can tear up a dance floor.Ā
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