24W Soulful Financier Seeks Foreign Man to Align Her Chakras
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-randa
whatās something you enjoy that most people consider boring?
Poetry <3 Iām a Pisces (yes Iām into astrologyā¦), so Iām into stuff that makes me feel some type of way. Iām a huge fan of NYCās Poetry in Motion initiative. The other day I read Faithful Forest on a subway car and started to cry. Not a sad cry, more like a cry that comes from being overwhelmed by something that speaks to your soul... like the cry you let out the first time you watched Forrest Gump. Speaking of cryingāplease read The Crying Book, itās become one of my favorites. Itās poetry in book form about, you guessed it, crying! We have all cried in life, even the most horrible people⦠Isnāt that weird to think about? At the end of the day, we are all humans with the same instincts and bodily functions⦠meta...
how would your friends describe you?
āAn understanding and trustworthy friend you can always rely onā - SophiaĀ
āKIMIA: Keep In Mind, Itās Artā - Hordern
āGreat person to be around because she has a great sense of humor and still laughs a good amount even at her darkest. I donāt know many people who can pose for selfies while almost dying from meningitisā - Derin
āA compassionate, witty, and intelligent ass individualā - Tal
āNot your average finance broā - litquidity
āWhen you want to have a fun trip, who do you call? Who will be there when the days are chill or when the nights are crazy, or when the pow is freshā·šæš ? Kimiaā - Sara
āCan tread water. Beach vacations are an optionā - my childhood swim coach
š whatās your toxic trait?
Red flags can start looking pretty orange to me if you know what I mean⦠Like the time I asked a guy to help me take my old bookshelf to a donation center and he proceeded to post pictures of it online to try to sell it? I chalked it up to a āmiscommunication.ā
š„µ what makes you hot?
Mystery and deception. At first glance, I seem like a boring financier who talks stocks all day, but Iām pretty thoughtful and soulful and also straight up hilarious if I do say so myself. A real āpandoraās box.ā I also have the best memes and tweets...
š who are you looking for?
Men with accents. Also new friendsāI love new friends, letās play!Ā
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