after months of anticipation, hotsingles.nyc has finally found our first skater boi. he’s big on reading (murakami anyone?) and believes in love at first sight, at least when it comes to dogs. check him out below. and may i suggest playing sk8er boi while you read?
what’s your perfect day?
Wake up early and make an omelette and coffee for breakfast then go surfing or skateboarding. Later, go to the park with my dog where I read a book (currently reading Kafka on the Shore) and relax. Then I win the lottery, get an award for hottest guy on hotsingles.nyc, and meet the love of my life at the zero waste produce market. She has a bag full of avocados and onions, and I have a bag full of limes and tomatoes. She tells me she needs my limes and tomatoes. I refuse at first, then she convinces me, then we go back to her place and get high and watch cartoons while eating the perfect guac–she has a phd in guacamole. Then we end the day on a roof somewhere looking up at the sky while talking about philosophy, art, and life.
what is your most treasured memory?
I went to a shelter just to look one day, and there was a cute dog that was known for escaping her cage that got out and licked my hand. So I adopted her that day within 5 minutes of being there. She’s the sweetest dog ever, and the best impulsive decision I’ve made.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I don’t have the attention span to watch movies unless they are really good, like will probably win an award or people are saying it's the best movie ever. But at the same time I can sit and stare out the window and people watch for hours.
🥵 what makes you hot?
I've been told I’m pretty funny in person and sometimes on the internet (@_mihirpatel on twitter and @mihir.eth on tiktok). I read books. I smell good. I’m handsome. I’m smart. I’m talented and most of all I am humble.
🔎 who are you looking for?
A girl that would be down to live in a tiny house by the beach someday hypothetically (idk if it would actually be fun without trying it) and is a go with the flow, spontaneous type of person who likes (or at least tolerates) that I get into new hobbies every month.
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