this week’s hot single has ice cream dreams. and like many brooklyn residents, our Fast Walker *loves* her dog. don’t worry! she still has love to spare for you, too…just don’t walk too slowly ;)
what was your most iconic NYC moment?
I couldn’t pick just one:
When I finished three episodes of Great British Bake-off while waiting for the F
When my super assured me unsolicitedly that he would take a bullet for everyone in our building
When I drove across the Manhattan-bound side of the Brooklyn Bridge and serenaded the construction workers with Harry Styles
When I accidentally told a toddler that they were walking too slow in Chinatown
what is one thing on your bucket list?
Open an ice cream shop! I love the idea of making something just for people to enjoy. Ice cream is also as much an art as a literal science and I have very particular opinions about how it should taste. And, of course, there will be ice cream for dogs.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I’m that nosy neighbor everyone worries about when they move into a first floor apartment. I will definitely look in your windows and try to figure out what your job is.
🥵 what makes you hot?
I have a dog, a car, and a Costco membership. I also love doing the dishes and vacuuming but never ask me to fold laundry. Someone please wife me up.
🔎 who are you looking for?
Someone (she/they/he) kind, curious, and a little bit stubborn to hold our dogs while I grab bagels. Tell me about something you love that I know nothing about!
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