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26W Fast Walker Seeks Ice Cream Taste Tester

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26W Fast Walker Seeks Ice Cream Taste Tester

randa
Jun 4, 2021
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26W Fast Walker Seeks Ice Cream Taste Tester

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this week’s hot single has ice cream dreams. and like many brooklyn residents, our Fast Walker *loves* her dog. don’t worry! she still has love to spare for you, too…just don’t walk too slowly ;)

-randa


what was your most iconic NYC moment?

I couldn’t pick just one:

  • When I finished three episodes of Great British Bake-off while waiting for the F

  • When my super assured me unsolicitedly that he would take a bullet for everyone in our building

  • When I drove across the Manhattan-bound side of the Brooklyn Bridge and serenaded the construction workers with Harry Styles

  • When I accidentally told a toddler that they were walking too slow in Chinatown

what is one thing on your bucket list?

Open an ice cream shop! I love the idea of making something just for people to enjoy. Ice cream is also as much an art as a literal science and I have very particular opinions about how it should taste. And, of course, there will be ice cream for dogs.

😈 what’s your toxic trait?

I’m that nosy neighbor everyone worries about when they move into a first floor apartment. I will definitely look in your windows and try to figure out what your job is. 

🥵 what makes you hot?

I have a dog, a car, and a Costco membership. I also love doing the dishes and vacuuming but never ask me to fold laundry. Someone please wife me up.

🔎 who are you looking for?

Someone (she/they/he) kind, curious, and a little bit stubborn to hold our dogs while I grab bagels. Tell me about something you love that I know nothing about! 


🙋🏻‍♀️ if you’re interested in this week’s hot single, respond to this email and tell her a little bit about yourself :)

how does this work?

  1. you receive a weekly personal ad for a hot single

  2. if you’re interested, reply to this email or send a message to hi@hotsingles.nyc (have a friend who might be interested? forward it to them!)

  3. a member of our team will share your message with the hot single, and they’ll take it from there

who is hot singles for?

  • we’ve got a variety of genders and sexualities on our list. most people are in their 20s and 30s. all are welcome. tell your friends 👯

can i reach out to more than one hot single?

  • yes. you’re encouraged to respond to as many ads as you’d like.

how do i get featured?

  • fill out this form to join the waitlist

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