hey hotties!

every week, i’m struck by the variety of stuff you all do. some of you are simply hanging out in central park while others are producing plays about the most random ass topics (actually this week isn’t that random it’s about the climate crisis) and another one of you is hosting a bdsm 101 class. then there are the comedy shows, which i appreciate because at hot singles hq we’re always lookin for a laugh.

anyway, if you want to contribute something to the classifieds, i think by now you know what to do, but here’s a big orange button just in case:

big orange button

if there’s something you’re seeking (e.g. “where do i buy real palo santo in brooklyn the kind that actually smells good” or “i’m looking for someone who wants to go on outdoor adventures with me bc all my ding dong friends stay inside playing video games!!!!”) then you might consider pressing the button. there are a lotta people here and somebody probably knows a guy if you know what i mean…

stay hot 🥵

-randa

Too Fast, I’m Curious

9/2, Bethesda Fountain, Central Park

A man running by offered to take a photo of me and my friend (The pic he took is attached, I’m the shorter girl on the right). I was wearing a brown jacket and jeans and he was wearing either a gray or pinkish shirt. After that he ran away and my friend said, “why the hell did you not ask for his number?” I thought about running after him but he was too fast

is this missed connections about you? do you recognize a friend in the descriptions? respond to this or send an email to hi@hotsingles.nyc to get in touch 💌

A Day of Simple Pleasures (+ optional BDSM 101)

12-6pm, this Saturday 9/17, Honey's, Bushwick

BDSM class tix here (entry to the event is otherwise free, no rsvp needed)

I’m hosting A Day of Simple Pleasures: an all day pop-up filled with delicious food & wine, vintage goods, custom made clothing, ceramics, tinctures, art, and more! Brooklyn's beloved La Cantine will be serving up snacks (think comically loooooooong sandwich) and Honey's will be providing the tunes, natural wine and other elixirs. Additionally, in honor of National Consent Month, A Day of Simple Pleasures will be hosting an exclusive, entry level class on BDSM + Impact Play, taught by professional Dominatrix and educator, Simone Siren.
Proceeds from the event will benefit ARC Southeast and New York City Mutual Aid's West Village.

-lily

A play about the climate crisis

9/16 @ 9:30pm, 9/17 @ noon, 9:30pm, The Tank, Midtown West (312 W 36th St.)

Get tix

If the Bells Would Ring is a play I've been producing for the last few months about the greed, devastation, passion, and resilience surrounding the climate crisis. through poetry and monologues, the play tells the story of a fictional midwestern senator who becomes increasingly influenced by corporate greed and lobbying. based on real-life events and people (like silly Fox News talk show hosts).

-kevin

local comedy!

9/15/22 at 8:30pm, Pine Box Rock Shop, Bushwick

Tix at the door

my friend maggie and I are hosting a stand-up comedy show. we've invited our artist friend who has been obsessed with us ever since we saved his life earlier this week. will it be perfect or an absolute trainwreck? mess with us has been described as "the best show you're going to miss" :)

-christian

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