hey hotties!

yesterday i sent out a surprise email with the first ever hot singles podcast! you can listen or read an excerpt here. it’s basically about how straight people in the US have been psyoped into thinking it’s fine to have bad sex.

for today’s classifieds, we have an eclectic range of events: a free art show hosted by hot singles alum Goobiest Goober, a party to celebrate corn, and a play that asks, what if jesus and judas were queer?

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stay hot 🥵

-randa

Box Me Up

Sunday 8/7, Spring Cafe Aspen, NoHo

I was standing in line with a friend. You were wearing a white tee and red basketball shorts. You came up to the counter to ask for a box. I glanced over and you said you liked my glasses. I’d love to grab a bite sometime!

is this missed connections about you? do you recognize a friend in the description? respond to this or send an email to hi@hotsingles.nyc to get in touch 💌

free art show!

5-10pm this Saturday, The Living Gallery, Bushwick/Bed-Stuy

I’m hosting a free art show with 10+ local artists/friends! Free tattoos and drinks (while supplies last), with a DJ set by myself and others :)

- archie

a party to celebrate corn

7:30pm this Thursday, rooftop in Williamsburg

RSVP for address

Produce parties is a seasonal, veg-centric supper club where vegetable lovers throw birthday parties for produce at its peak. The parties have one rule - you must bring a dish that incorporates the chosen vegetable.
I created Produce Parties last summer with a simple mission - to celebrate in-season produce with people that truly appreciate vegetables. Since then the party has grown from 10 to 70+, celebrated 4 season's of produce, and helped raise over $5000 for City Harvest, World Central Kitchen, and Grow NYC.

- sarah

a queer play about jesus

August 18-21st, The Tank at West 36th Street, Garment District

Get tix

Did you ever distract yourself sitting in church or Sunday school by imaging that maybe Jesus and Judas were in love? If you answered yes (or no!), then come see our play! With a majority queer cast and crew, this play allows you to trade the actual heat for some (imaginary) heat in a story about love and faith blossoming in the desert.

- james

ISO black ruffly bloomers

seeking recs on where i might find the perfect pair of summer bloomers. specs: black, soft, ruffles, maybe a lil cheeky, to pair w cowboy boots. ebay and etsy have let me down. pls, help restore hope.

- helena

ISO spanish speakers

I have a goal this year to get more fluent and confident speaking Spanish - looking for people to meet up and habla español mientras haces cosas divertidas

- john

a response in support of last week’s road rager

ok as a cyclist… the road rager is right. if you’re taking a picture while standing in the bike lane you’re endangering us both. i’m thinking the photog here doesn’t bike in brooklyn very much, but yelling like that is often part of the game bc everyone else on the road (cars, pedestrians) is constantly ignoring you! this for sure wasn’t me, not my route, but co-signed, get out of the bike lane!

- emily

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Classifieds: a corn-centric party, queer play…