24(she/her) Chaotic Femme Seeks Carhartt Cutie
this week’s chaotic femme lives up to her moniker–her reason for going viral on the internet might be the best one yet, so don’t miss it. she works in fashion, which comes with its perks, and she’s got the best plans for the post-covid world. could you be her carhartt cutie? find out below!
tell us about a movie that changed your life
Typical dyke answer: I’m obsessed with But I’m a Cheerleader. I believe I am the leading expert on the movie and also on Jamie Babbit’s career. I even have a tattoo of the main characters on my arm. After how bad the more recent Happiest Season was, I got a bit concerned that I’m permanently inked with two living celebrities. But I have faith that Clea and Natasha won’t pull a J.K. Rowling.
I love being gay, I love being femme, and I def go through life with a sense of humor. But I’m a Cheerleader feels like such a love letter to those three things. It's campy and absurd but also manages to be so heartfelt and personal. The director made it because she wasn’t a fan of any existing lesbian movies. I’m a big believer in making the things you want to see in the world.
have you ever gone viral on the internet?
Around once a year, a topless photo of me holding a hairless cat licking my nipple goes viral and I get accused of bestiality. The photo also was used in a German documentary about censorship on social media without my permission but displaying my full legal name. At least my face wasn’t in it.
what are you most excited to do after we’re all vaxxed?
Have sex in the bathroom of a gay club.
😈 what’s your toxic trait?
I cannot cook and I have no desire to do so. I was forced to learn how to boil water and make pasta in quarantine and I hated it. But that means that I’m very easily impressed with anyone who can cook–especially if you cook for me ;)
🥵 what makes you hot?
I ride the subway every day looking like a clown so you know I have thick skin and lots of confidence!
I work in fashion so I can hem all your pants and make you some custom looks.
I have a rhinestoned poppers bottle that I keep on a little chain around my wrist for easy access if you ever need a hit (when parties are a thing again).
Björk once said I was pretty.
🔎 who are you looking for?
I’m looking for a dyke to raise my future family of small dogs with. Strong preference for butch/masc people. But I always love meeting cool creative nyc gays so feel free to say hi as a friend!
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